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Maryvale and bartenders

11 August 2009

"Hi there,
Just to let you know I am using your website, which is extremely helpful.
The Maryvale Hotel – Maryvale QLD is actually "Crown Hotel" same address.
Cheers, Frances.
"

Thanks Frances. Have updated. [Ed.]

And from Gaz

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him 'I've got problems. Every time i go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think i'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Cometalk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid ofthose fears...'

'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor. 'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10.. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!

Screw those shrinks.... Go have a drink & talk to your bartender!


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